Here's a little parody made with my little AI friends (👋 James Blunt).
Did I spam too often, or crash the voice?
Should I have used threads, or left you no choice?
’Cause I saw the pings, before they begun,
Yes, I saw that red dot and I knew I was done.
So I left the chat, deleted my role,
Took my Nitro badge and a wounded soul.
The modlogs whisper, "He’s gone for real"
I’m on a forum now → it’s got appeal.
You sent me memes, you tagged my name,
You dropped your takes, I did the same.
I typed in haste, I spoke in GIFs,
Now it’s paragraphs and long replies........
Goodbye, my Discord! Goodbye, my lag!
You crashed my streams, you froze my tag!
Goodbye, my chaos, goodbye, my spam,
You were the peak of who I am.
I’m a poster now, it’s smooth, it’s neat,
The threads stay still - there’s no defeat.
No random pings, no loud VC,
Just quiet posts and dignity.
I’ve heard you rant, I’ve read your cope,
I’ve seen you flame and give up hope.
I’d gif‑reply, I’d throw a pun,
I’d quote you all, just for the fun.
Goodbye, my Discord! Goodbye, my bot!
You banned me once, but I forgot.
Here’s to the forum, dust and code,
Where posts are neat and threads don’t explode.
I still hold your cache in my heart,
Your unread DMs, digital art.
And when the forum loads too slow,
I whisper softly, "/reconnect... bro."
Goodbye, my Discord! Goodbye, my crew!
You’ve been the chaos I outgrew.
Now threads are calm, and posts are clean
But I still miss that GIF of beans.
